Dear Dave,

Forget about moving the hydrangea just now and let's deal with a serious mole problem.  We've never had moles until now.  It started with one little mole hill over on the other side of the driveway only 2 weeks ago:

It (they) dug all the way under the driveway and came up next to the house, dug all the way under the lawn and came up in the garden:

 They're heading for the rhubarb, Dave, the RHUBARB!

 Clearly we're out of our element, which is fiber.  
Beasties: not our element.

Please come deal with the moles, Dave.

Thank you, 
Bothtwins.